Goons

From Bonus Stage

A group of goons kidnapped Joel in The FAT of the LAN, declaring him the "king of all gamers." They are afraid of girls and serve very unhealthy foods. They seemingly reside in Gamez0r, where they attend LAN parties and sell MMORPG accounts on eBay. After Joel was rescued by Phil and Elly, they sought Chris Crosby to be their new leader.